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Seven Chances (1925)

Seven Chances is a silent comedy from 1925, directed by and starring Buster Keaton, and based on a 1916 play by Roi Cooper Megrue.

Buster Keaton is a stockbroker who must marry a woman (any woman) before 7 o’clock this evening if he wants to inherit $7 million, which also seems to be the only way he can avoid financial ruin and possibly jail after “accidentally” committing some sort of massively fraudulent crime.

After annoying his sweetheart by revealing the machinations of the film’s plot to her, Buster has only 7 hours to find a new bride, and retreats to the local country club to chat up and proposition 7 local women, with a complete and unsurprising lack of success.

Luckily everything eventually spirals out of control and Keaton’s character finds himself caught up in an ever-escalating nearly 20-minute long chase scene that begins with him trying to outrun an army of potential brides in the middle of the city and ends with him being chased down by a mountain by hundreds of ten foot boulders. I assume this sequence wasn’t in the original play (although I’d quite like to see it if it was).

It’s an incredible ending, though, especially after the fairly sedate and ever so slightly boring first 40 minutes have lulled you into a false sense of security.

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Notes

1. I watched this on Mubi, although how long it’ll be on there I don’t know.

2. But you can’t take screenshots of films on mubi for some stupid reason, so I had to capture them from this version on youtube instead.

3. The first two-thirds or so of this is unfortunately marred by constant racist interruptions.

4. Which kind of under cut the charm of the whole thing to be honest.

5. The final 20 minute action sequence really is astonishingly spectacular though.

6. And almost entirely racism free.

7. Which is a bit of a relief

8. The first few scenes in this are filmed in early technicolor colour, too, which is nice (although then it reverts to Buster’s usual beautifully shot black and white)

9. There’s a real dreaminess to mid 20s technicolor films that I love.

10. As seen in The Black Pirate

11. An actual 100 year old film which I’ll review next week sometime hopefully

12. Doing this website’s only job on time for once

13. (1926 seems to be a good year for films, because I’ll get to watch The General and The Adventures Of Prince Achmed too)

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Film Information

Title: Seven Chances
Director: Buster Keaton
Year: 1925
Duration: 1 hour
Watch: youtube

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The Tale Of The Amp Lion (1925)

The Tale Of The Amp Lion is an advert for Amplion, an old brand of speaker for record players and radios. It was directed by the illustrator William Heath Robinson in what was his only foray into animation.

In this short cartoon, two cartoon Amplion speakers transform themselves into various things (including, yes, a lion), before eventually reforming into a photograph of an actual Amplion speaker right at the end (so you know exactly what it is you want to buy). The animation is pretty simple, but also delightful, and some of the transformations/transitions are pretty funny too (not least the swan laying a big tower of eggs, which made me laugh more than it should have done, probably).

Considering I never knew until I found this that William Heath Robinson had ever made a cartoon, now I’m suddenly quite sad that he never made anymore.

(I also like the way the final advertising slogan has an entirely different meaning, product wise, 100 years later than it did at the time, although that has nothing to do with the cartoon itself, obviously.)

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Notes

1. I watched this on the BFI Player

2. Which has stopped working for me on safari for some reason, but still seems to work on chrome.

3. Just in case you’re also having trouble with it.

4. William Heath Robinson is probably best known to most for his Heath Robinson machines.

5. (Not to be confused with the Heath Robinson machine, obviously)

5. And if not that then for his fairy tale illustrations (which are equally wonderful).

6. Especially this spectacularly unimpressed cat from The Ugly Duckling (I think)

7. Heath Robinson’s brother Charles Robinson’s fairy tale illustrations are also just as good.

8. There was also a third Robinson brother who was an illustrator but I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a single one of his pictures so who knows if he’s real or not.

9. And I’m not about to check.

10. Sorry

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Film Information

Title: The Tale Of The Amp Lion
Year: 1925
Director: W. Heath Robinson
Duration: 2 minutes
Watch: BFI Player
Further Reading: The Heath Robinson Museum; A selection of William Heath Robinson illustrations