Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator

Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator is a text simulator recreating a trip to an Ikea store on a Saturday afternoon. Any resemblance to real places, times, trips, and/or days of the week are purely incidental.

Also, it is now on itch.io, for some reason (if you want to follow me there).

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The Islands Of The World (ebook version)

The Islands Of The World (a guide) is available as an ebook at my ko-fi shop now, if that’s the sort of thing that excites you. It’s free/pay as you want.

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Places In Space: Volume 2

Places In Space is an episodic ultra lo-fi science fiction serial detailing a voyage of discovery through the solar system and beyond. New episodes will appear here every Monday, for ever and ever and ever (or, more accurately, until I run out of new episodes, around Christmas time or Easter or somewhen).

The first thirty episodes are available as an exciting ebook (entitled Places In Space: Volume 1) either for free or for money, whatever you want, at the links below:

Places In Space Volume 1 (pdf)
Places In Space Volume 1 (itunes)
Places In Space Volume 1 (amazon)

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Notes:

1. The various episodes of Places In Space: Volume 2 were written between October 2019 and September 2020
2. The various episodes of Places In Space: Volume 1 were written between May 2019 and June 2019
3. The various episodes of Places In Space: Volume 3 have not yet been written or conceived at all
4. Also if you like Places In Space you should read Destination: Mars, because it’s similar, better

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Generative Texts

Generative Texts is a new kind of publisher. Rather than utilise humans, our publishing process is entirely AI driven, ensuring our texts meet the demands of our post-human future.

Generative Texts Official Website Portal

Publishing books on a range of topics including irrational numbers, linguistics, zero, one, and even political matters of today, Generative Texts releases books exploring themes of interest to human and post-human minds alike. All our works are available to buy in splendidly produced machine-automated output forms, both in perpetual paper-based releases as well as in more ephemeral electronic data-propagations.

Visit their website at the link both above and below, or peruse their entire catalogue here.

Generative Texts Official Website Portal

As co-founder of this company, and the designated legal guardian of its proprietary AI, I would like to offer their entire catalogue for free to my readership. Unfortunately, for reasons of law and greed, this is not possible at this time.

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This Film Is 100 Years Old

This Film Is 100 Years Old is yet another website of mine, this time dedicated to watching and reviewing films that are 100 years old (or more)

There’s five or so reviews there already, and hopefully a few more each week. There might be a rush of stuff towards the end of the year as I try to cram in as much of 1919 as I can. Or there might not be, you never know.

This Film Is 100 Years Old

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