Beneath the bridge
you can dream of the river
and you can dream of the road
while never letting either
lead you astray
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Notes:
1. Written on August 21st, 2026
__________An infinity of ephemera
Malaise
I used to be excited by the world itself
the world in general
the world entire
Now I’m excited
by nothing
all
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Notes:
1. Written on August 21st, 2026
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I’m not sure why I made this
any possible [insert whatever the name of a bluesky post is here]
“This is a totally pointless thing I made that generates unique entirely random bluesky posts made from the 26 letters of the roman alphabet with a capital letter at the start and a full stop at the end to make it look like a proper sentence of gibberish that completely fills up the bluesky post box.”
(obviously even more pointless for anyone who doesn’t have a bluesky account, or does have one and doesn’t want to fill it up with unreadable shite, but I do, and I do, so for me it’s the perfect tool)
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Notes:
1. I made this on AUgust 18th, 2026
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It used to be you could find an audience on the internet
by making stuff for people to look at
And if they liked it, then maybe
they’d sometimes come back for more
Now no one looks at anything on the internet at all
and they certainly don’t like it
And the only things that come back for more
are the insatiable robots we’ve built
that’ll eat it all up
eat everything all up
again and again and again
So they can vomit it back up later
half misremembered and all incoherent
to save us the pain of ever having to see
what was originally said
in its own time
and place
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Notes:
1. Written on July 18th, 2026
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The Museum Of Everyday Items (to be renamed The Museum Of Obsolete Objects in 2066) is a small collection of common yet otherwise unremarkable artefacts from contemporary Britain. All items were collected on June 23rd, 2016, at the moment of their use. They were kept in storage until the opening of the museum on June 23rd, 2026.
Currently only available online, it awaits a permanent real world home.
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Notes:
1. I’m not 100% sure why I made this but I did
2. All the information contained within the museum is as accurate as I can ascertain
3. All the the items are now once again safely stowed in the shoeboxes in my cupboard which they call home