1. Written on January 27th, 2010
2. Although the first line was written two years before
3. On August 31st, 2008
4. On the cover of a notebook
5. In which I subsequently wrote this down__________patreon. Subscribers get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real. Thank you.