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Places In Space (Volume #1)

Places In Space is an episodic ultra lo-fi science fiction serial detailing a voyage of discovery through the solar system and beyond. Features some jokes, some sadness, occasional moments of beauty.

This volume collects the first 30 episodes into one volume, which you can either have for free as a pdf, or for actual money (although not much of it) if you’d prefer, from itunes (99p) and/or amazon (154p).

If you’re a subscriber to my patreon you can get these versions for free, too. Which I’m sure you’ll agree is very exciting and exceedingly generous (you’ll also be able to get a few other things, too, like Destination: Mars, Spiders Are Wonderful, and The Saddest Bear Of All).

Places In Space Volume 1 (pdf)
Places In Space Volume 1 (itunes)
Places In Space Volume 1 (amazon)

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Notes:

1. Places In Space Volume 1 ran from May 2019 until November 2019
2. The reason for the slight price discrepancy between itunes and amazon is due to their lowest price points being slightly different.
3. But both versions are basically the same as each other (and the pdf), just slightly modified to fit their standard/recommended screen dimensions

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In The Terminals Of Minraud

In The Terminals Of Minraud is a trilogy of short stories assembled entirely out of sentences from William Burroughs novels. (I couldn’t afford to chop up my copies of the books, so they aren’t technically proper cut-up stories).

The three stories – March My Captive Head, Last Of The Gallant Heroes and Fading My Name Through Dying Air – were assembled using five different Burroughs novels (Junky, Naked Lunch, The Ticket That Exploded, The Soft Machine, and The Place Of Dead Roads), and adhering to the following rules:

1. Each sentence should be from a different book from the preceding and following sentences.
2. Each sentence should be used whole.

(Minor changes to names, genders, tenses, etc were allowed, to maintain consistency.)

I think in the end I broke both those rules once, across the three stories. Please forgive me for my crimes.

In The Terminals Of Minraud

1. March My Captive Head – (annotated pdf)
2. Last Of The Gallant Heroes – (annotated pdf)
3. Fading My Name Through Dying Air – (annotated pdf)

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Violent Penguin: Another Announcement

Violent Penguin has been cancelled. The decision is final. Any previous promises of Violent Penguin’s continuation ad infinitum are void.

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Violent Penguin: An Announcement

Violent Penguin is a new, original, highly sophisticated daily comic strip that will be running here and in syndication from tomorrow until the end of the time. Please be getting excited for the arrival of this new strip which will prove to be a great success it has many jokes they are funny.

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Notes:

1. Violent Penguin is coming soon!

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Essex Terror Month: A Retrospective History Of Forgotten Horrors

This month is Essex Terror month.

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Notes:

1. You have now been warned
2. Essex Terror was a magazine devoted to horror, terror, folklore, and other memories of the occult
3. Essex is an unfictional land beyond the imaginings of man and woman alike
4. Please don’t follow any links that might sneak through to the original essex terror website
5. Because it has been occupied by immorality demons
6. And will steal your soul

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Thank you!