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Female Kill Machine 3

Female Kill Machine 3 is the third and final instalment of the electrifyingly incredible satirical cyber punk sci-fi sensation that is the Female Kill Machine trilogy, where we will finally discover if the Female Kill Machines manage to kill the rest of the richest and most despicable decillionaires in the universe or die desperately in their increasingly confusing attempts to do so.

Download Female Kill Machine 3 here (.zip file containing all three books as epub files and Female Kill Machine 3 as a pdf too): Female Kill Machine 3

Also available on ko-fi, itch.io, amazon and patreon.

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Notes:

1. This took me four bloody years to write for some reason (2022-2026)
2. But it’s finished now so that’s okay.
3. Anyway, I hope it was worth it
4. And that at least someone other than me reads it
5. And also likes it
6. (maybe)
7. (at least a little bit)

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Female Kill Machine 2

Female Kill Machine 2 is the lightning-paced absurdist quantum explosion of ever-escalating cyberpunk insanity and hyperviolence sequel to the lightning-paced absurdist quantum explosion of ever-escalating cyberpunk insanity and hyperviolence original (Female Kill Machine 1).

“Time moves at the speed of thought. So while the short few months since the astonishing culmination of María and María’s last adventure lasted exactly that for the rest of the world, they were the equivalent of millennia in the minds of the two Female Kill Machines. Yet for the remaining decillionaires of this world and beyond, it was like the complete and utter annihilation of Xandy Mandelbrot had only happened mere hours before. And now they wanted their explosive neverending revenge.”

Female Kill Machine 2 is available to buy and read for £0 (or more) at Ko-Fi, Amazon and Patreon right now, and features upwards of 27,000 words of Absurdo astonishments.

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Notes:

1. Female Kill Machine 2 was written between July and September, 2022
2. Female Kill Machine 1 is available here.
3. If you haven’t read that yet.
4. You should because it’s good.

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Female Kill Machine (slight edit edition)

For reasons unrelated to anything but my own diligence and professionalism (and also the only review of this on goodreads being 90% about the typos made me feel all self-conscious), here is a slightly updated version of last year’s smash hit super sensation of the literary world, Female Kill Machine, which is still, I’m afraid to say, an ultraviolent cyberpunk atrocity of a novel.

Available now on Amazon (£2.99, or free on kindle unlimited) and Ko-Fi (pay what you want).

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