Tales From The Town #140: A Cast Of Christmas Creatures

Cats

Asleep by the fire, they purred and purred. No one knew where the second one had come from, or where it would go to once the flames turned to smoke.

Crabs

They emerged from Antoine’s cave, their claws wrapped in tinsel, Christmas cheer curiously absent from their crustaceous minds. It would be cruel if it wasn’t surprisingly cute.

Dogs

The indignity of Christmas jumpers outweighed by the unexplained proliferation of treats. They horde their bones and know not why.

Robins

Belligerent little bastards given infinite leeway due to their beauty.

Whale

The whale cares not for Christmas. It dreams of summer, and the stars.

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Notes

1. Written on December 16th, 2023

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Tales From The Town #139: Cold Conversation

“Winter’s rubbish,” Claire said. “I mean, look!” She stamped her boots down in the muddy puddle under the swing, which was frozen so completely she didn’t splash anyone with mud even slightly. “See? Awful!”

“I thought you liked the cold?” Tina said. “You’ve been wanting it to snow all week.”

“Only so we wouldn’t have to school,” Claire said. “Cold without snow’s totally pointless.”

“You’re’re’re to-to-totally pointlessssssssssss,” Ethel said, her teeth chattering so hard her insult didn’t upset Claire at all.

“Wntrsthbst,” Daniel said from beneath two scarfs, three hats, and a hood, “Nwntrycnsallthstrsnthsk!”

“Shut up about stars, Daniel,” Claire said. “It’s not even night time.”

“You’re’re’re’re’re no-no-no-no-not even night-ti-ti-ti-ti-time,” Ethel said, over the course of several minutes, by which time the sun had set and also it had started to snow.

“Snow’s rubbish,” Claire said. “What’s the point of snow on a Saturday?”

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Notes:

1. Written on December 1st, 2023

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Tales From The Town #138: Advent

It was only the 2nd of December and already every promise had been broken, every door opened, every chocolate eaten…

Recriminations, but no regrets.

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Notes:

1. Written on November 13th, 2023

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Tales From The Town #137: Autumnal Train Track Song

Only ghosts travel on the tracks these days
Lost dogs reliving old walks
And snakes so cold it’ll take them all winter
to make it to the next stop

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Notes:

1. Written on November 13th, 2023

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Tales From The Town #136: Live From The Mayor’s Office

“They think I’m some kind of vampire,” the mayor cackled gleefully in the dark. “But I’m not a vampire at all. I’m a ghoul.

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Notes:

1. Written on July 28th, 2023

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