Magical Transformation By High Street Wiccan Shop Window Display

A shop window full of pewter dragons and figurines of fairies and imps and all those other terrible high street gift shop horrors.

“Hey look that one looks like you.”

“No it doesn’t.”

“It does, it looks exactly like you. Except for the wings.”

“But I’ve always had wings.”

“Oh, yeah. Except for the tail, then.”

“But I’ve always had a tail.”

“Oh, yeah. Well, except for the sparkling cut-diamond eyes then.”

“But I’ve always had sparkling multi-faceted cut-diamond eyes.”

“Oh, yeah. Well, it looks exactly like you except for the way it’s got its hands round that other statue’s neck.”

And she throttled him to death and flew away home to the moon.

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Notes:

1. Written in 2014 sometime
2. Based on a dream I had
3. And still have occasionally

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Tales From The Town #229: Laundrette Dreams

Yulia uses the laundrette as a source of divination. Sit and stare into the swirl of soap and socks and see a glimpse of what’s to come. It might not be as accurate as tarot cards or tea leaves, but it’s more satisfying somehow. An hour removed from everyday existence, an excuse to think, a chance to dream, an opportunity to plan.

Her main worry is what she’ll do when this place closes down. It just wouldn’t be the same sitting on the kitchen floor watching the washing at home. Everyone would say she’d gone mad.

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Notes:

1. Written January 12th (or maybe January 13th), 2026

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Tales From The Town #186: Dreams Of Animals

On the night of the 31st August, 2024, at exactly 1:23 am, the occupants of the house all simultaneously dreamt dreams that involved animals entering and/or occupying their home.

Agnes dreamt of autumnal dogs sleeping by the fire.
Ethel dreamt of cats and where in the house to find them.
Tina dreamt of a lightly freckled doe shivering in the hall.
Claire dreamt of otters misbehaving in the bathroom.
Anya dreamt birds were nesting in her bowl of all bran.
Oya dreamt of spiders weaving net curtains over all the open windows.
Daniel dreamt entire zoos into every room.
The dolls dreamt of ogres.
The house dreamt of all the ghosts it’d known.

What conclusions can we draw from this? None.

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Notes:

1. Written on August 13th, 2024

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The Six Universal Plot States Of Fiction

1. A dream
2. A dream within a dream
3. A dream within a dream within a dream
4. A dream within a dream within a dream within a dream
5. A dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream
6. A nightmare

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Notes:

1. Written on November 11th, 2023

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Tales From The Town #103: A Dream Of The Watch

Antoine opens his eyes and wonders what the time is. He looks at his watch. Or where his watch would have been if he still had a watch, if he hadn’t lost it in the woods years ago, if it was still on his wrist and the numbers still glowed like tiny green phosphor stars in the gloom of the cave.

He lies back down, closes his eyes, begins to dream. In his dream, he opens his eyes and wonders what the time is.

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Notes:

1. Written on March 20th, 2023

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