Tales From The Town #226: Mince Pies

January snow blows in. Rivers freeze. The town is cut off from the outside world. Supplies dwindle, diminish. Soon will come starvation. Soon there will be death.

And still the mince pies sit on the supermarket shelves, prices reduced to 23p for a box of six, unbought, unneeded, unwanted, uneaten.

We would rather eat Easter than finish off Christmas.

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Notes:

1. Written on January 6th, 2026

Tales From The Town #225: The Kite In The Tree

The kite in the tree yearns always to be free.

The kite in the tree cannot be retrieved. The kite in the tree cannot be dislodged. The kite in the tree is impervious to decay.

The kite in the tree yearns always to be free.

The kite in the tree watches birds fly above. The kite in the tree watches balloons float away. The kite in the tree sees the clouds, the sun, the stars, the moon.

The kite in the tree yearns always to be free.

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Notes:

1. Written on January 6th, 2026

Tales From The Town #224: The Glass Lake

Everything is perfectly preserved in the glass of the lake. Shoals of fish, fronds of weed and fern, frogs, frogspawn. Sunken boats, lost footballs, fishing nets, shopping trolleys, a small fortune of coins.

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Notes:

1. Written on January 3rd, 2026

Excerpts from my diary (November/December 2025)

Sunday 2nd November, 2025

I didn’t do any writing today
even though
I planned to do some writing
today

(a familiar lament)

Tuesday 4th November, 2025

Two days running
I’ve been insulted in the street

Friday 7th November, 2025

An eerie village
without streetlights
Or seemingly any lights at all
anywhere
except for the pub

Monday 10th November, 2025

Off to cornwall tomorrow
for a week
in the gloom

Wednesday 19th November, 2025

Came back to find
new neighbours
next door

Thursday 20th November, 2025

It was cold
everywhere I went

Friday 21st November, 2025

Fell down the stairs
just before bed
Think I might have broken
at least a couple of toes

Saturday 22nd November, 2025

Been hobbling around all day
creaking
like an old broken doll

Sunday 23rd November, 2025

There was a good half hour
in the middle of Castle In The Sky
that I didn’t remember at all

Monday 24th November, 2025

Using photoshop on my old computer
is an ever increasing chore

Tuesday 25th November, 2025

The sparrowhawk swooped down
a metre in front of me
then swooped off again
without acknowledging me at all

Sunday 30th November, 2025

Mum and dad put the tree up
today

Monday 1st December, 2025

Today
was kind of
miserable

Tuesday 2nd December, 2025

The new Candyman
wasn’t as good
as the old Candyman

Wednesday 3rd December, 2025

There were lots of squirrels
in Castle Park
Constant motion
in every possible direction

Thursday 4th December, 2025

Everything
everywhere
was grey
all day

Sunday 7th December, 2025

A spider sitting
expectantly
on the toilet roll

Wednesday 10th December, 2025

The christmas tree in the park
looked a little forlorn
and slightly alone

Thursday 11th December, 2025

A couple more weeks
and I can give up keeping
a diary

Friday 12th December, 2025

Went christmas shopping
and did not go mad

Saturday 13th December, 2025

Wrapped some presents up
without getting too frustrated
with my own ineptitude

Sunday 14th December, 2025

I keep seeing
a sparrowhawk
round here

I would gladly let it
eat me

Wednesday 17th December, 2025

I’ve finished christmas shopping now
(mostly)

Saturday 20th December, 2025

Hooray
It’s christmas
(unofficially)

Wednesday 31st December

end of year

fade out

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Notes:

1. Written in November and December 2025
2. I apologise for how unilluminating these have been
3. Don’t worry, I’m not writing one ever again