Person A is sitting on the bench (location at your discretion). Person B approaches and sits on the other end of the bench.
A: You can’t sit there.
B: I can. I will.
A: You can’t. You won’t.
B: I will. I am.
A: No!
B: Yes!
A: No!
B stands up then forcefully sits down again.
B: Yes!
A: I am not going to sit here and put up with this.
A gets up and leaves. B remains sitting on the bench for some time. Eventually, A returns and sits back down on the bench.
B: You can’t sit there.
A: I can. I will.
B: You can’t. You won’t.
A: I will. I am.
B: No!
A: Yes!
B: No!
A stands up then forcefully sits down again.
A: Yes!
B: I am not going to sit here and put up with this.
B gets up and leaves. A remains sitting on the bench for some time.
Repeat until dusk.
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Notes:
1. Written on October 13th, 2022
2. An homage to Daniil Kharms