i was going to write something funny

i was going to write something funny
but there wasn’t anything funny
left to say

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Notes:

1. Written on 13th May, 2020

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i am looking forward to my opportunity

i am looking forward to my opportunity
for unlimited exercise
i am looking forward to death

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Notes:

1. Written on 12th May, 2020

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dust

dust accumulates
quicker
than it should

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Notes:

1. Written on May 3rd, 2020

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everything i cook tastes the same

everything i cook tastes the same
sometimes i think i’ll cook something different
something nice
so i get a recipe book out
and choose something different
something nice
and start making it

of course
i don’t have this ingredient
or that ingredient
so i use the nearest thing i have
out of the ingredients i already have
or leave it out entirely
and hope it’s okay

still
at least i’ve cooked something different
something nice
which tastes exactly the same now
of course
as everything else i’ve ever cooked

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Notes:

1. Written on January 13th, 2020

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loop

I’m using the internet
because I can’t sleep
and I can’t sleep
because I’m using the internet

caught
in a refresh cycle
updating
every
page
in the hope that something has changed
but nothing has

and when something is looked at this closely
this constantly
the illusion is created
that nothing ever does
nor ever will

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Notes:

1. Written in early 2018
2. But could really have been written at any point
3. in the 21st century

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