Tales From The Town #96: Infinity Explained (part 2)

“If infinity is a number, Claire, why don’t you try counting to it?”

“Why don’t YOU try counting to it?

“Because I can’t.”

“No one can.”

“Well I can!”

“Go on then!”

“I will!”

“She won’t!”

“I will!”

“Well what are you waiting for, then?”

“I’m getting ready.”

“You’re so annoying Claire!”

“Not as annoying as you!”

“Yes you are, you’re the most annoying person in the whole galaxy.”

“Yeah, you’re the most annoying person in the entire universe, Claire!”

“Well you’re the most annoying person in infinity! Both of you are!”

“What about me?”

“You’re even more annoying than that, Daniel! You’re even more annoying than EVERYTHING!”

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Notes:

1. Written on December 31st, 2022

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