They found it in the woods. The glass was shattered. Its hands refused to move. But once or twice a day it worked as perfectly as could be.
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Notes:
1. Written on June 4th, 2022
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Anti Story
I saw the most amazing thing. No, I will not tell you what it was.
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Notes:
1. Written on May 5th, 2022
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Person A is sitting on the bench (location at your discretion). Person B approaches and sits on the other end of the bench.
A: You can’t sit there.
B: I can. I will.
A: You can’t. You won’t.
B: I will. I am.
A: No!
B: Yes!
A: No!
B stands up then forcefully sits down again.
B: Yes!
A: I am not going to sit here and put up with this.
A gets up and leaves. B remains sitting on the bench for some time. Eventually, A returns and sits back down on the bench.
B: You can’t sit there.
A: I can. I will.
B: You can’t. You won’t.
A: I will. I am.
B: No!
A: Yes!
B: No!
A stands up then forcefully sits down again.
A: Yes!
B: I am not going to sit here and put up with this.
B gets up and leaves. A remains sitting on the bench for some time.
Repeat until dusk.
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Notes:
1. Written on October 13th, 2022
2. An homage to Daniil Kharms
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#1: Stephen King cannot spell the word “succinct”. Luckily he has an editor who can. (The editor was fired in 1989.)
#2: Though he never used it in any of his books, MR James’s favourite English word was “velveteen”, describing it in private as “sensuous, seductive.”
#3: Angela Carter modified her typewriter so that the i’s were dotted with lovehearts.
#4: Frank Herbert was addicted to mulberries to such an extent people often thought he was wearing lipstick.
#5: Vladimir Nabakov found England so bewildering he later described it as a “spacious and pretentious place with maudlin [figures] in various postures and states of enchantment amid a medley of pallid animals, dryads and trees.”
#6: HP Lovecraft was an absolute fool.
#7: Jules Verne was scared of brass bands (though he was quite fond of the sound of bells).
#8: Neil Gaiman once got lost in Soho. He was never seen again.
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Notes:
1. Written on the 24th August, 2022
2. Every fact is 100% true.
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“Well that’s the end of the year,” Agnes said to no one but herself. “For another year.”
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Notes:
1. Written on January 1st, 2021
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