Tales From The Town #109: Market Stall

“How much is that?”

“A pound.”

“How much is that?”

“A pound.”

“How much is that?”

“A pound. Everything’s a pound,” Simon said, simultaneously pointing to the sign that said, “Everything £1”.

“Oh,” said Claire. She opened up her palm a fraction and counted out her coins again. “Urgh. Wait, how much is that?”

“A pound.”

“They can’t ALL be a pound!?”

“A pound.”

“This is so unfair!”

“A pound. Everything’s a pound.”

“I told Daniel we shouldn’t have bought those penny sweets!”

“A pound.”

“But we bought those penny sweets!”

“A pound.”

“I DON’T EVEN LIKE PENNY SWEETS!”

“A pound,” said Simon, dreaming of pounds. “Everything’s a pound.”

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Notes:

1. Written on March 30th, 2023

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pounds

I remember reading a story on teletext once in, presumably, 2003 or something, that in the 20 years since the pound coin had been released, 800 million of them had gone missing.

So I decided then that I would collect all the missing ones, and that would be how I made my fortune, and ever since I have dedicated my entire life to finding them.

So far I have found 4 pound coins.

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Notes:

1. Written on August 13th, 2016
2. Unfortunately now my quest has been ruined by the introduction of a new pound coin
3. I shall never forgive them

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