Possible Replacements For Defective Eyes

1. Glass Replica
2. Plastic Replica
3. Wooden Replica
4. Diamond Replica
5. LED Screen with fully animated image of eye.
6. Machine Gun (may require partial brain removal)
7. Kitten (will likely need constant replacement)
8. Void
9. Anti-void
10. The Entirety Of The Sun
11. Miniaturised Victorian Seaside Photographic Nudie Peepshow Apparatus

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Notes:

1. Written on December 12th, 2022
2. My eyes are terrible
3. And really do need replacing

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Cat, Fox, Others, Us

Cat

One night a cat appears. It does not leave. It lives here now. Nothing we say will change its mind.

Fox

One day a fox appears. It leaves. It’s gone now. We never see it again.

Others

They say things they do not mean. We do not forgive them. They linger. They leave.

Us

We say things we mean exactly. They do not forget them. We do not leave. We fester.

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Notes

1. Written January 4th 2023

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The Safe

Inside the safe is:

£100
Watch
List of everyone I ever loved
Several previously unrevealed fears
Passport
Book of passwords
Keys to several long lost doors
And a map to an undisclosed location

Go ahead. Try all you like. If you can open it, they’re yours.

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Notes:

1. Written on March 17th, 2023

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Autopsy Report

The kittens were absolutely not supposed to be in there.

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Notes:

1. Written on October 27th, 2022

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At The Pub

They charge by the word now down at the pub. As the evening drags on a silence like no other descends. Not even the dogs dare bark.

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Notes:

1. Written on October 14th, 2022

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