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Notes:
1. Made on May 7th, 2021
2. Lovely Violent Penguin
3. It’s so nice to have him back
4. I wonder what he’s been up to
5. If he even is a he, who knows
Author: dng
The Irresistible Gravitational Attraction Of The Moon
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Notes:
1. Made on May 5th, 2021
2. A youtubed verion
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“Mum! Mum! You’ll never guess what!”
“There’s a new boy at school!”
“He’s so tall!”
“And mysterious!
“He’s called Timothy!”
“His mum’s a weightlifter!”
“His dad breeds cats!”
The cat, who had been asleep until now on her second favourite shelf, slowly opened her eyes at the sound of her name, and then just as slowly closed them again.
“He used to go to a different school!”
“But now he goes to ours!”
“He’s been everywhere!”
“And done everything!”
“He once drove a real car!”
“He once flew in a hot air balloon!”
“He’s been to Antarctica!”
“He’s been to Mars!”
“Well, doesn’t he sound nice,” Agnes said.
“He’s so nice!”
“He’s amazing!”
“He’s so tall!”
“He’s our new best friend!”
But by Wednesday he wasn’t new anymore, and after the weekend they never spoke of him again.
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Notes:
1. Written on April 30th, 2021
2. Hopefully there’ll be one of these every week from now on but who knows
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Notes:
1. Made on April 30th, 2021
2. Using footage from the bbc
3. obviously
4. Anyway years ago I had the idea for a shit art/photography exhibition where loads of sports would be reduced to slides of their various states of play
5. And envisaged how excited people would be to see 40 consecutive near identical photos of a snooker tabel, or a chess board, or a football pitch, or whatever
6. It would have been brilliant clearly
7. Everyone poring over the images to discern some deeper meaning
8. There is no deeper meaning
9. Anyway I never did that
10. Or anything else
11. But now I’ve turned it into an animation so it’s okay
12. I never need to think about it again
13. Bonus youtube version here
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All seven episodes, all at once.
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Notes:
1. Made in April 2021
2. Violent Penguin will return