Please note usage of the Unwanted Conversation Generator is undertaken at the user’s own risk.
1. Opening Gambit (please select only one topic from this section)
a) Is it okay if I sit there?
b) Is anyone sitting there?
c) Is this seat taken?
d) Mind if i join you?
If the answer to your question is Yes, sit down and proceed to section 2. However, if the answer is No, sit down and proceed to section 2.
2. General Topic (beginners should choose only one from this section, though more experienced players may wish to select multiple possibilities in a combination of their choice)
a) What are you drinking?
b) What are you reading?
c) What are you listening to?
d) What are you typing?
e) What are you talking about?
3. Response Strategy (please select one strategy from each section, to be deployed in order)
3.1 (Initiation Phase)
a) Listen to answer
b) Don’t listen to answer
c) Interrupt answer
d) Yawn
e) Laugh
3.2 (Groundwork)
a) Actually…
b) Well, the thing is…
c) See, where you’re wrong…
d) Nah…
3.3 (Placement)
a) Just my opinion on things.
b) Not that I’d expect you to understand.
c) Course you can’t say that nowadays.
d) Only joking.
3.4 (Detonation)
a) Mate
b) Love
4. Closing Emotion (freeform round)
a) Laughter
b) Anger
c) Indignation
d) Abuse
e) Apologetic Ingratiation
f) Eye roll
g) Yawn
h) Hurt
i) Confusion
j) Ostentatious concentration on own phone
k) Other
l) All of the above
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Notes:
1. Written on November 15th, 2022
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