Tales From The Town #222: Anagrams

“Did you know….” Claire suddenly announced after a brief period of intense silence, her face almost bursting with excitement. “That Claire is an anagram of eclair!”

“Yes,” said Tina, not even looking up from her phone.

“Yeah, it’s pretty obvious,” said Ethel, actually pointedly looking up for a second so she could look back down at her phone simply to show how unimpressed she was. “You just moved the e from the back of your name to the front.”

“I did not!” said Claire.

“Yes you did,” said Tina and Ethel simultaneously together in perfect unison.

“Well okay I did,” Claire admitted. “How else would I have done it? And you’re both just jealous because my name is an anagram and your names aren’t.”

“They are,” said Tina.

“Not any words I’ve ever heard of,” said Claire. “So they don’t count. Especially not Lethe. Or anti.”

“Wait, did you just look all these up on your phone?” asked Tina.

“Well, yeah,” Claire said. “How else would I have known?”

“Do you even know what an eclair is?” Ethel asked.

“Of course I know what an eclair is!” Claire said, without elaborating, verifying, or confirming her claim.

“It’s like an email, but for Claires!” said Daniel, emerging just in time for the punchline.

“Shut up, Daniel,” Claire said, with a finality that sent everyone went back to their phones, until several minutes of intense silence later, Claire looked up, her face almost bursting with excitement, and suddenly said “Did you know…?”

(They did know.)

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Notes:

1. Written in October 2025

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Tales From The Town #69: Surveillance Tapes (5-7)

5. Anna and Oya’s room (evening)

Oya: Sometimes I wonder if we already know everything there is to know about each other. Everything we’ve said. Everything we’ve done. Everything we’ve felt.
Anna: There’s always more to learn than we currently know.
Oya: That sounds like the sort of thing you’d find painted on a piece of driftwood in a coffee shop by the sea.
Anna: I actually used to own a coffee shop by the sea.
Oya: Really?
Anna: Well, not exactly own. I sort of inherited it one summer.
Oya: How do you sort of inherit a coffee shop?
Anna: One of my aunts was ill and everyone else had jobs and I was 18 and considered by almost everyone in the family to be both responsible enough and boring enough to run it instead. Which basically meant nobody else wanted to look after it for my aunt while my aunt was ill so I had to instead.
Oya: I see. How come you’ve never mentioned this before?
Anna: Well, it’s not exactly interesting, is it?
Oya: It sounds quite interesting to me. I want to hear all about it now. So where was it?
Anna: By the sea. I already told you that. Sometimes the waves would come rushing through the door and you had to sit on the tables instead of the chairs. I’d send the cups of coffee across the room on little paper boats.
Oya: Is any of this actually true?
Anna: It might be. It could be. You’ll never know for sure.
Oya: (sigh) I really need to find my phone.

6. Bathroom (bedtime)

Claire: Who’s been using my toothbrush?!
Tina: No one’s been using your brush, Claire.
Ethel: Your brush is the worst.
Claire: It’s not.
Ethel: It is. You bite it all the time and now the bristles go everywhere!
Claire: They do not!
Daniel: It’s like brushing your teeth with a hedgehog.
Claire: It’s nothing like that at all!
Daniel: Or a porcupine.
Claire: So you have been using my toothbrush?
Daniel: Or a pinecone.
Claire: I told you someone had been using my toothbrush!
Daniel: A pincushion pinecone porcupine porpoisecone.
Claire: Shut up and brush your teeth, Daniel! No talking!

7. Corridor (night)

(unidentified voices rising then falling)

“… watching!”
“He’s listening!”
“He’s stealing!”
“He’s nasty!”
“He’s creepy!”
“He’s evil!”
“He’s in our rooms!”
“He’s in our heads!”
“He’s in our dreams!”
“We have to tell someone!”
“We have to get help!”
“From the little ones!”
“The little ones!”
“The little ones!”
“They have to stop him!”
“Before it’s too late!”
“It’s too late!”
“Too late!”
“Late!”
“…..”

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Notes:

1. Written on May 20th-21st, 2022

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