“Urgh! What are you doing, Daniel?”
“I’m trying to see if you’re a vampire!”
“And tickling my neck with a flower proves that how?”
“I’m not tickling your neck. I’m trying to see if you like butter.”
“Of course I like butter. Everyone likes butter! You don’t need a flower to know that!”
“But I need to know for certain. You might be lying about liking butter.”
“Why would I lie about liking butter, Daniel?”
“Vampires don’t like butter. That’s how you can tell they’re vampires.”
“What? Where did you hear that?”
“Vampire website.”
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Notes:
1. Written on May 24th, 2024
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