Tales From The Town #166: How To Catch A Vampire

“Urgh! What are you doing, Daniel?”

“I’m trying to see if you’re a vampire!”

“And tickling my neck with a flower proves that how?”

“I’m not tickling your neck. I’m trying to see if you like butter.”

“Of course I like butter. Everyone likes butter! You don’t need a flower to know that!”

“But I need to know for certain. You might be lying about liking butter.”

“Why would I lie about liking butter, Daniel?”

“Vampires don’t like butter. That’s how you can tell they’re vampires.”

“What? Where did you hear that?”

“Vampire website.”

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Notes:

1. Written on May 24th, 2024

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