Possible Replacements For Defective Eyes

1. Glass Replica
2. Plastic Replica
3. Wooden Replica
4. Diamond Replica
5. LED Screen with fully animated image of eye.
6. Machine Gun (may require partial brain removal)
7. Kitten (will likely need constant replacement)
8. Void
9. Anti-void
10. The Entirety Of The Sun
11. Miniaturised Victorian Seaside Photographic Nudie Peepshow Apparatus

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Notes:

1. Written on December 12th, 2022
2. My eyes are terrible
3. And really do need replacing

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