<center><strong>shopping list haiku generator</strong></center>
<center>[[another shopping list haiku|haiku]] - [[about]]</center>(set: $first to "fives")(set: $second to "sevens")(set: $third to "finalfives")(set: $firststring to (text: $first))(set: $secondstring to (text: $second))(set: $thirdstring to (text: $third))(set: $1s to 146)(set: $2s to 283)(set: $3s to 378)(set: $4s to 454)(set: $5s to 528)(set: $6s to 611)(set: $7s to 711)
<strong>today's shopping list haiku</strong>
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(display: $thirdstring) (set: $one to (random: 1, 16))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(display: $onestring)(set: $two to (random: 17, 38))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(display: $twostring)milkbutterpotatoesa birthday cardstrawberry yoghurta television seta big box of maltesers(set: $one to (random: 39, 45))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(display: $onestring)skimmed milkpepperspepper<center><strong>shopping list haiku generator</strong></center>
<center>[[another shopping list haiku|haiku]] - [[about]]</center>
just some shopping lists
generated randomly
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$fourstring to (text: $four))(set: $fivestring to (text: $five))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring), (display: $threestring), (display: $fourstring),(set: $one to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $two to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $three to (random: 201, $2s))(set: $four to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(set: $threestring to (text: $three))(set: $fourstring to (text: $four))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring), (display: $threestring), (display: $fourstring),(set: $one to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $two to (random: 201, $2s))(set: $three to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $four to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(set: $threestring to (text: $three))(set: $fourstring to (text: $four))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring), (display: $threestring), (display: $fourstring),(set: $one to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $two to (random: 201, $2s))(set: $three to (random: 201, $2s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(set: $threestring to (text: $three))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring), (display: $threestring),(set: $one to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $two to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $three to (random: 301, $3s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(set: $threestring to (text: $three))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring), (display: $threestring),(set: $one to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $two to (random: 301, $3s))(set: $three to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(set: $threestring to (text: $three))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring), (display: $threestring),(set: $one to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $two to (random: 401, $4s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring),(set: $one to (random: 201, $2s))(set: $two to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $three to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $four to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(set: $threestring to (text: $three))(set: $fourstring to (text: $four))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring), (display: $threestring), (display: $fourstring), (set: $one to (random: 201, $2s))(set: $two to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $three to (random: 201, $2s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(set: $threestring to (text: $three))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring), (display: $threestring),(set: $one to (random: 201, $2s))(set: $two to (random: 201, $2s))(set: $three to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(set: $threestring to (text: $three))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring), (display: $threestring),(set: $one to (random: 201, $2s))(set: $two to (random: 301, $3s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring), (set: $one to (random: 301, $3s))(set: $two to (random: 201, $2s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring),(set: $one to (random: 301, $3s))(set: $two to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $three to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(set: $threestring to (text: $three))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring), (display: $threestring),(set: $one to (random: 401, $4s))(set: $two to (random: 101, $1s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(set: $twostring to (text: $two))(display: $onestring), (display: $twostring),(set: $one to (random: 501, $5s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(display: $onestring),(set: $one to (random: 501, $5s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))(display: $onestring)(set: $one to (random: 401, $4s))(set: $onestring to (text: $one))and (display: $onestring)potato salad(set: $one to (random: 201, $2s))(set: $two to (random: 301, $3s))(set: $three to (random: 201, $2s))(set: 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