Absurdist Conversation Generator

<center>Absurdist Conversation Generator</center> <center>[[Another Conversation|Miniature Story Generator]] - [[About]]</center>(set: $passages to 35)(set: $story1 to (random: 1, $passages))(set: $story2 to (random: 1, $passages))(set: $story3 to (random: 1, $passages))(set: $story4 to (random: 1, $passages)) (set: $storystring1 to (text: $story1))(set: $storystring2 to (text: $story2))(set: $storystring3 to (text: $story3))(set: $storystring4 to (text: $story4)) A: (display: $storystring1) B: (display: $storystring2) A: (display: $storystring3) B: (display: $storystring4)

<center>Absurdist Conversation Generator</center> <center>[[Another Tale|Miniature Story Generator]] - [[About]]</center> How It Works A: "So how does this work?" B: "What?" A: "I said - " B: "I don't care." Why It Works A: (disconcerting stare) B: (disconcerting stare) A: "I said - " B: (disconcerting stare) Where It Works</a> A: "<a href="https://accumulationofthings.com/things/">an accumulation of things</a>" B: "<a href="https://www.patreon.com/davidguy">patreon</a>" A: "<a href="https://dngdng.itch.io">itch.io</a>" B: "<a href="https://ko-fi.com/davidnguy">ko-fi</a>"

"What?"

"Yes."

"No."

"I didn't think so."

"Did you hear what I just said?"

"I said - "

"You can't say that!"

"Listen..."

"Why?"

"Hmmm..."

(sits down)

(stands up)

(closes window)

(evaporates into atoms, leaving only dust)

...

"I don't care."

"That's not true."

"So?"

(opens window)

(disconcerting stare)

(imitates birdsong in a strange and beguiling way)

"How?"

(laughs)

"Well, the thing is, you see..."

"As I was saying - "

(cries a single tear)

"Pathetic."

"If you look closely..."

"You mean...?"

"I didn't know that."

(leaves)

"I'm leaving."

(levitates ominously)

"Sorry."

(bows)