{"id":5990,"date":"2025-08-19T17:43:50","date_gmt":"2025-08-19T17:43:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=5990"},"modified":"2025-08-03T17:47:37","modified_gmt":"2025-08-03T17:47:37","slug":"tales-from-the-town-213-summer-holidays-day-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2025\/08\/19\/tales-from-the-town-213-summer-holidays-day-22\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales From The Town #213: Summer Holidays \u2013 Day #22"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI\u2019m bored,\u201d said Claire. \u201cBored bored bored bored bored bored \u2013 \u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cClaire, we&#8217;ve just been fired out of a cannon directly at the moon.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored<\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. 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