{"id":5794,"date":"2024-11-09T13:33:53","date_gmt":"2024-11-09T13:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=5794"},"modified":"2024-11-02T13:35:04","modified_gmt":"2024-11-02T13:35:04","slug":"tales-from-the-town-197","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2024\/11\/09\/tales-from-the-town-197\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales From The Town #197: The Sad Clown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The sad clown wasn&#8217;t sad at all. His frown was painted on, and his tears were all for show. <\/p>\n<p>No one trusted a happy man. Smiles, good cheer, friendliness, it all made everyone feel uncomfortable. It just wasn&#8217;t worth the hassle. <\/p>\n<p>So now he lived his lie<br \/>\nall alone<br \/>\nin the silence and solitude<br \/>\nof his own happy home.<\/p>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written on October 16th, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sad clown wasn&#8217;t sad at all. His frown was painted on, and his tears were all for show. No one trusted a happy man. Smiles, good cheer, friendliness, it all made everyone feel uncomfortable. It just wasn&#8217;t worth the hassle. So now he lived his lie all alone in the silence and solitude of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208],"tags":[174,513,47],"class_list":["post-5794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-from-the-town","tag-clowns","tag-lies","tag-sadness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5794"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5796,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5794\/revisions\/5796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}