{"id":5706,"date":"2024-08-10T11:39:41","date_gmt":"2024-08-10T11:39:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=5706"},"modified":"2024-08-03T11:47:01","modified_gmt":"2024-08-03T11:47:01","slug":"tale-from-the-town-183-daniels-guide-to-the-size-of-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2024\/08\/10\/tale-from-the-town-183-daniels-guide-to-the-size-of-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Tale From The Town #183: Daniel&#8217;s Guide To The Size Of Dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Little Tiny Dogs<\/strong> &#8211; Little Tiny Dogs are the littlest of all dogs.<br \/>\n<strong>Tiny Dogs <\/strong>&#8211; Tiny Dogs are the second littlest of all dogs.<br \/>\n<strong>Little Dogs<\/strong> &#8211; Little Dogs are the third littlest of all dogs.<br \/>\n<strong>Normal Dogs<\/strong> &#8211; Normal Dogs are neither little nor big but inbetween. You can tell if a dog is a normal sized dog because Mum doesn&#8217;t point at them and say &#8220;Look at that Little Dog&#8221; or &#8220;Look at that Big Dog&#8221; when she sees one. Instead she says nothing about them at all.<br \/>\n<strong>Big Dogs<\/strong> &#8211; Big Dogs are the fourth biggest of all dogs.<br \/>\n<strong>Really Big Dogs<\/strong> &#8211; Really Big Dogs are third biggest of all dogs.<br \/>\n<strong>Huge Dogs<\/strong> &#8211; Huge Dogs are the second biggest of all dogs.<br \/>\n<strong>Horses<\/strong> &#8211; Horses are the biggest dogs <em>by far<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written on August 3rd, 2024<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Tiny Dogs &#8211; Little Tiny Dogs are the littlest of all dogs. Tiny Dogs &#8211; Tiny Dogs are the second littlest of all dogs. Little Dogs &#8211; Little Dogs are the third littlest of all dogs. Normal Dogs &#8211; Normal Dogs are neither little nor big but inbetween. You can tell if a dog [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208],"tags":[856,1209],"class_list":["post-5706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-from-the-town","tag-dogs","tag-tales-from-the-town"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5706"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5708,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5706\/revisions\/5708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}