“Urgh! What are you doing, Daniel?”<\/p>\n
“I’m trying to see if you’re a vampire!”<\/p>\n
“And tickling my neck with a flower proves that how?”<\/p>\n
“I’m not tickling your neck. I’m trying to see if you like butter.”<\/p>\n
“Of course I like butter. Everyone likes butter! You don’t need a flower to know that!”<\/p>\n
“But I need to know for certain. You might be lying about liking butter.”<\/p>\n
“Why would I lie about liking butter, Daniel?”<\/p>\n
“Vampires don’t like butter. That’s how you can tell they’re vampires.”<\/p>\n
“What? Where did you hear that?”<\/p>\n
“Vampire website.”<\/p>\n
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Notes:<\/p>\n
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