{"id":5362,"date":"2023-11-18T11:42:53","date_gmt":"2023-11-18T11:42:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=5362"},"modified":"2023-11-06T21:27:38","modified_gmt":"2023-11-06T21:27:38","slug":"tales-from-the-town-135-live-from-the-mayors-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2023\/11\/18\/tales-from-the-town-135-live-from-the-mayors-office\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales From The Town #136: Live From The Mayor&#8217;s Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;They think I&#8217;m some kind of vampire,&#8221; the mayor cackled gleefully in the dark. &#8220;But I&#8217;m not a vampire at all. I&#8217;m a <em>ghoul.<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>_________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written on July 28th, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;They think I&#8217;m some kind of vampire,&#8221; the mayor cackled gleefully in the dark. &#8220;But I&#8217;m not a vampire at all. I&#8217;m a ghoul.&#8221; _________ Notes: 1. Written on July 28th, 2023 __________Support An Accumulation Of ThingsIf you like the things you&#8217;ve read here please consider subscribing to my patreon or my ko-fi. Patreon subscribers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208],"tags":[603,83,1502,1209],"class_list":["post-5362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-from-the-town","tag-ghouls","tag-horror","tag-mayor","tag-tales-from-the-town"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5362"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5456,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5362\/revisions\/5456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}