{"id":5359,"date":"2023-10-28T11:31:11","date_gmt":"2023-10-28T11:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=5359"},"modified":"2023-08-26T11:53:52","modified_gmt":"2023-08-26T11:53:52","slug":"tales-from-the-town-133-eleonoras-office-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2023\/10\/28\/tales-from-the-town-133-eleonoras-office-lunch\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales From The Town #133: Eleonora&#8217;s Office Lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Bread <\/strong><em>(that was once fresh)<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Spread<\/strong> <em>(that contains the memory of butter and\/or olive oil)<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Apple<\/strong> <em>(taken from beneath someone else&#8217;s tree)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Prepare before work<br \/>\nthen at lunch eat as quickly as you can. <\/p>\n<p>Try not to think<br \/>\nabout anything at all<\/em><\/p>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written July 22nd, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bread (that was once fresh) Spread (that contains the memory of butter and\/or olive oil) Apple (taken from beneath someone else&#8217;s tree) Prepare before work then at lunch eat as quickly as you can. Try not to think about anything at all __________ Notes: 1. Written July 22nd, 2023 __________Support An Accumulation Of ThingsIf you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208],"tags":[83,1503,47,1209],"class_list":["post-5359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-from-the-town","tag-horror","tag-recipes","tag-sadness","tag-tales-from-the-town"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5359"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5367,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5359\/revisions\/5367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}