{"id":5291,"date":"2023-07-20T20:59:36","date_gmt":"2023-07-20T20:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=5291"},"modified":"2023-07-20T20:59:36","modified_gmt":"2023-07-20T20:59:36","slug":"saturday-afternoon-ikea-trip-simulator-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2023\/07\/20\/saturday-afternoon-ikea-trip-simulator-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/twine\/saturday.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator<\/a> is a text simulator recreating a trip to an Ikea store on a Saturday afternoon. Any resemblance to real places, times, trips, and\/or days of the week are purely incidental.<\/p>\n<p>Also, it is <a href=\"https:\/\/dngdng.itch.io\/saturday-afternoon-ikea-trip-simulator\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">now on itch.io<\/a>, for some reason (if you want to <a href=\"https:\/\/dngdng.itch.io\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">follow me there<\/a>).<\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator is a text simulator recreating a trip to an Ikea store on a Saturday afternoon. Any resemblance to real places, times, trips, and\/or days of the week are purely incidental. Also, it is now on itch.io, for some reason (if you want to follow me there). __________Support An Accumulation Of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[834,2],"tags":[625,428,1481,3,830,1277],"class_list":["post-5291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-an-abundance-of-adventures","category-news","tag-games","tag-ikea","tag-itch-io","tag-news","tag-saturdays","tag-twine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5292,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5291\/revisions\/5292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}