{"id":5287,"date":"2023-09-23T09:12:52","date_gmt":"2023-09-23T09:12:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=5287"},"modified":"2023-07-14T21:15:46","modified_gmt":"2023-07-14T21:15:46","slug":"tales-from-the-town-128-the-diving-pool-incident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2023\/09\/23\/tales-from-the-town-128-the-diving-pool-incident\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales From The Town #128: The Diving Pool Incident"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Frozen in place at the end of the board, too scared to jump, too embarrassed to turn back. <\/p>\n<p>In years to come it would feel like this moment encompassed two thirds of Tina&#8217;s childhood rather than approximately forty five seconds one Saturday afternoon when she was eight.<\/p>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written on July 7th, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frozen in place at the end of the board, too scared to jump, too embarrassed to turn back. In years to come it would feel like this moment encompassed two thirds of Tina&#8217;s childhood rather than approximately forty five seconds one Saturday afternoon when she was eight. ___________ Notes: 1. Written on July 7th, 2023 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208],"tags":[312,1209],"class_list":["post-5287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-from-the-town","tag-childhood","tag-tales-from-the-town"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5287"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5289,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5287\/revisions\/5289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}