{"id":5269,"date":"2023-09-02T14:30:49","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T14:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=5269"},"modified":"2023-07-04T14:33:57","modified_gmt":"2023-07-04T14:33:57","slug":"tales-from-the-town-125-a-reading-or-resilience-training","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2023\/09\/02\/tales-from-the-town-125-a-reading-or-resilience-training\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales From The Town #125: A Reading (or, Resilience Training)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The sun shone sleekly through a silver sky,&#8221; Tina said, as she stood steadily on the stage (a chair).<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Booooooo!&#8221; Claire shouted out from the back of the room. &#8220;BOOOOOOOOOOO!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The moon mellowed meekly above a murmuring meadow,&#8221; Tina muttered, immovably. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Awful,&#8221; Ethel heckled. &#8220;Just awful! You&#8217;re awful, Tina! You should be ashamed!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The rocket reflected repetitively as it rotated around the revolving rarity,&#8221; Tina roared, resolutely resilient to the rising reproval from the rowdy rabble. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rarity is another word for anomaly,&#8221; she added belatedly when there was silence from below.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Best poem ever,&#8221; Daniel swooned. He clapped enthusiastically and then continued clapping enthusiastically for quite some time.  &#8220;I love it! More! More!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tina ran crying from the stage.<\/p>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written on June 22nd, 2023<\/em><br \/>\n2. <a href=\"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2018\/07\/04\/the-reading-or-performance-anxiety\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Previously<\/a>, in reading news<\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The sun shone sleekly through a silver sky,&#8221; Tina said, as she stood steadily on the stage (a chair). &#8220;Booooooo!&#8221; Claire shouted out from the back of the room. &#8220;BOOOOOOOOOOO!&#8221; &#8220;The moon mellowed meekly above a murmuring meadow,&#8221; Tina muttered, immovably. &#8220;Awful,&#8221; Ethel heckled. &#8220;Just awful! You&#8217;re awful, Tina! You should be ashamed!&#8221; &#8220;The rocket [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208],"tags":[1475,1209],"class_list":["post-5269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-from-the-town","tag-readings","tag-tales-from-the-town"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5269"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5271,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5269\/revisions\/5271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}