In Ted’s collection of Ted’s things in Ted’s shoeboxes in Ted’s shed in Ted’s Mum’s garden there currently resided:<\/p>\n
1.<\/strong> Spider (large) ___________<\/p>\n Notes:<\/p>\n 1. Written on 26th May, 2023<\/em> In Ted’s collection of Ted’s things in Ted’s shoeboxes in Ted’s shed in Ted’s Mum’s garden there currently resided: 1. Spider (large) 2. Spiders (small) 3. Cockroach collection 4. Mouse (dead) + maggots (not dead) 5. Slow worm 6. Fast worm 7. More worms (various speeds) 8. [Escaped] 9. Stick insect 10. Stick that looks […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208],"tags":[415,1470,155,1209,1471],"class_list":["post-5249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-from-the-town","tag-lists","tag-shoeboxes","tag-spiders","tag-tales-from-the-town","tag-ted"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5249"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5252,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5249\/revisions\/5252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n2.<\/strong> Spiders (small)
\n3.<\/strong> Cockroach collection
\n4.<\/strong> Mouse (dead) + maggots (not dead)
\n5.<\/strong> Slow worm
\n6.<\/strong> Fast worm
\n7.<\/strong> More worms (various speeds)
\n8.<\/strong> [Escaped]
\n9.<\/strong> Stick insect
\n10<\/strong>. Stick that looks like an insect
\n11.<\/strong> Cocoon (unknown inhabitant)
\n12.<\/strong> Wasps’ nest (empty)
\n13.<\/strong> Bee hive (full)
\n14.<\/strong> Ant colony (writhing)
\n15.<\/strong> Cat (asleep)
\n16.<\/strong> Rock that looks like a fossil but probably isn’t a fossil
\n17.<\/strong> Rock that doesn’t look like a fossil but actually is a fossil
\n18.<\/strong> Assorted skulls
\n19.<\/strong> Assorted bones
\n20. <\/strong>Snails
\n21.<\/strong> Slugs
\n22.<\/strong> Slugs AND snails
\n23.<\/strong> Venus fly traps (plus slugs)
\n24.<\/strong> Shoes (plus snails)
\n25. <\/strong>Feathers (unsorted)
\n26.<\/strong> Eggs (dozen)
\n27.<\/strong> Discarded Selenite shell
\n28.<\/strong> Doll (awake)
\n29.<\/strong> Rusted toy car collection (plus a space shuttle)
\n30.<\/strong> Toenails\/teeth (own)
\n31-50.<\/strong> [Awaiting exhibits]<\/p>\n
\n2. Ted previously appeared in Tale #34: The Boy With The Box<\/a><\/em>
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