{"id":5132,"date":"2023-03-17T20:10:59","date_gmt":"2023-03-17T20:10:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=5132"},"modified":"2023-03-17T20:10:59","modified_gmt":"2023-03-17T20:10:59","slug":"the-safe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2023\/03\/17\/the-safe\/","title":{"rendered":"The Safe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Inside the safe is:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a3100<br \/>\nWatch<br \/>\nList of everyone I ever loved<br \/>\nSeveral previously unrevealed fears<br \/>\nPassport<br \/>\nBook of passwords<br \/>\nKeys to several long lost doors<br \/>\nAnd a map to an undisclosed location<\/p>\n<p>Go ahead. Try all you like. If you can open it, they&#8217;re yours.<\/p>\n<p>_________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written on March 17th, 2023<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inside the safe is: \u00a3100 Watch List of everyone I ever loved Several previously unrevealed fears Passport Book of passwords Keys to several long lost doors And a map to an undisclosed location Go ahead. Try all you like. If you can open it, they&#8217;re yours. _________ Notes: 1. Written on March 17th, 2023 __________Support [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116],"tags":[119,415],"class_list":["post-5132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ephemera","tag-ephemera","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5132"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5133,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5132\/revisions\/5133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}