{"id":5055,"date":"2023-04-03T18:26:35","date_gmt":"2023-04-03T18:26:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=5055"},"modified":"2023-03-30T15:44:31","modified_gmt":"2023-03-30T15:44:31","slug":"possible-replacements-for-defective-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2023\/04\/03\/possible-replacements-for-defective-eyes\/","title":{"rendered":"Possible Replacements For Defective Eyes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Glass Replica<br \/>\n2. Plastic Replica<br \/>\n3. Wooden Replica<br \/>\n4. Diamond Replica<br \/>\n5. LED Screen with fully animated image of eye.<br \/>\n6. Machine Gun (may require partial brain removal)<br \/>\n7. Kitten (will likely need constant replacement)<br \/>\n8. Void<br \/>\n9. Anti-void<br \/>\n10. The Entirety Of The Sun<br \/>\n11. Miniaturised Victorian Seaside Photographic Nudie Peepshow Apparatus<\/p>\n<p>_________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written on December 12th, 2022<\/em><br \/>\n2. <em>My eyes are terrible<\/em><br \/>\n3. <em>And really do need replacing<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Glass Replica 2. Plastic Replica 3. Wooden Replica 4. Diamond Replica 5. LED Screen with fully animated image of eye. 6. Machine Gun (may require partial brain removal) 7. Kitten (will likely need constant replacement) 8. Void 9. Anti-void 10. The Entirety Of The Sun 11. Miniaturised Victorian Seaside Photographic Nudie Peepshow Apparatus _________ [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116],"tags":[491],"class_list":["post-5055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ephemera","tag-eyes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5055"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5056,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5055\/revisions\/5056"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}