{"id":4845,"date":"2022-09-03T19:30:16","date_gmt":"2022-09-03T19:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=4845"},"modified":"2022-09-10T11:14:45","modified_gmt":"2022-09-10T11:14:45","slug":"tales-from-the-town-73-surveillance-tapes-21-23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2022\/09\/03\/tales-from-the-town-73-surveillance-tapes-21-23\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales From The Town #73: Surveillance Tapes (21-23)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/tapes003s.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/tapes003s.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"439\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4846\" srcset=\"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/tapes003s.jpg 300w, https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/tapes003s-205x300.jpg 205w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>21: Loft\/Basement (simultaneous recording)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>(unidentified voices rising then falling, occasional jubilant(?!) screams)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;the witch?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The witch!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;There&#8217;s no one else!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Only her!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Not the little ones!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;But the witch!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The witch!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;We have to ask her!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Ask the witch?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Ask the witch to help!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;To help!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;We have to make her promise!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Make her promise to help!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Tell her we can pay!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Tell her we know the price!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The price of a promise!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;A promise to help!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s the only way!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The only way we can help!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Help the little ones!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;And the big ones!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Help the house!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;And the tree!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;And the cat!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;And her evil claws!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;There&#8217;s no one else!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Just the witch!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;&#8230;the witch?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The witch!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>22: Hall<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>(phone rings)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Agnes:<\/strong> Hello?&#8230; No, I&#8217;m sorry, I think you must have the wrong number&#8230; No, there&#8217;s no Mr. Terafina here, I can assure you&#8230;.It doesn&#8217;t matter how you spell it&#8230;. Yes, I am quite sure&#8230; That&#8217;s none of your business, Madam!&#8230; I am being polite&#8230; You&#8217;re the one accusing me of all sorts&#8230; Well, you do that, then. I&#8217;ll tell them exactly what I&#8217;ve told you.,,, For the third time, there&#8217;s no Mr. Terafina here&#8230; Well, I don&#8217;t know why he gave you my number, but he doesn&#8217;t live here&#8230; This number&#8217;s as old as the house and as old as the exchange. It hasn&#8217;t changed since forever&#8230; And good day to you, too!&#8230;(click)&#8230; <em>Urgh!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>(the phone is placed back in its cradle with an audible bang)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>23: By The Swing (Saturday afternoon)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tina:<\/strong> What&#8217;s wrong Claire?<br \/>\n<strong>Claire:<\/strong> &#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Ethel:<\/strong> You look all funny.<br \/>\n<strong>Claire:<\/strong> &#8230;.<br \/>\n<strong>Ethel:<\/strong> Have you been eating Wotsits again, Claire?<br \/>\n<strong>Claire:<\/strong> &#8230;..<br \/>\n<strong>Tina:<\/strong> You look like you&#8217;ve been eating Wotsits again.<br \/>\n<strong>Claire:<\/strong> &#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Ethel:<\/strong> You know you&#8217;re not allowed to eat Wotsits, Claire.<br \/>\n<strong>Claire:<\/strong> &#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n<strong>Claire:<\/strong> &#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n<strong>Ethel:<\/strong> Mum! Claire&#8217;s been eating Wotsits again!<br \/>\n<strong>Claire:<\/strong> &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written in May and also August, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>21: Loft\/Basement (simultaneous recording) (unidentified voices rising then falling, occasional jubilant(?!) screams) &#8220;&#8230;the witch?&#8221; &#8220;The witch!&#8221; &#8220;There&#8217;s no one else!&#8221; &#8220;Only her!&#8221; &#8220;Not the little ones!&#8221; &#8220;But the witch!&#8221; &#8220;The witch!&#8221; &#8220;We have to ask her!&#8221; &#8220;Ask the witch?&#8221; &#8220;Ask the witch to help!&#8221; &#8220;To help!&#8221; &#8220;We have to make her promise!&#8221; &#8220;Make her promise [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208],"tags":[1393,1209,368],"class_list":["post-4845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-from-the-town","tag-cast-of-characters","tag-tales-from-the-town","tag-tapes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4845"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4849,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4845\/revisions\/4849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}