{"id":4749,"date":"2022-06-25T17:16:30","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T17:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=4749"},"modified":"2022-06-25T17:16:30","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T17:16:30","slug":"tales-from-the-town-63-unpacking-or-the-tools-of-the-trade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2022\/06\/25\/tales-from-the-town-63-unpacking-or-the-tools-of-the-trade\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales From The Town #63: Unpacking, or The Tools Of The Trade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/tools001s.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/tools001s.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1185\" height=\"1315\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/tools001s.jpg 1185w, https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/tools001s-270x300.jpg 270w, https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/tools001s-700x777.jpg 700w, https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/tools001s-768x852.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1185px) 100vw, 1185px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Christopher laid out the contents of his suitcase carefully on the bed, checking each item off a list to make sure nothing had been mislaid in transit. You never could tell the trouble lost items might bring.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong> Phone #1 (public use)<br \/>\n<strong>2.<\/strong> Phone #2 (private use)<br \/>\n<strong>3.<\/strong> Laptop #1 (unlocked, innocent)<br \/>\n<strong>4.<\/strong> Laptop #2 (locked, encrypted, incriminating)<br \/>\n<strong>5.<\/strong> Printer<br \/>\n<strong>6.<\/strong> Laminator<br \/>\n<strong>7.<\/strong> Wireless Listening Devices #1-#7<br \/>\n<strong>8.<\/strong> Passive Listening Devices #1-#4<br \/>\n<strong>9.<\/strong> Notebook (in code)<br \/>\n<strong>10.<\/strong> Pens (various colours)<br \/>\n<strong>11.<\/strong> Camera #1 (conspicuous, innocent)<br \/>\n<strong>12.<\/strong> Camera #2 (inconspicuous, deniable)<br \/>\n<strong>13.<\/strong> Camera #3 (concealable, beyond legal and moral bounds)<br \/>\n<strong>14.<\/strong> Credit\/Debit Cards #1-#6 (various names)<br \/>\n<strong>15.<\/strong> Voice Modulator (still in box)<br \/>\n<strong>16.<\/strong> Cables (knotted bundle)<\/p>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written on (date lost)<\/em><br \/>\n2. <em>But probably in the first half of 2022<\/em><br \/>\n3. <em>Or maybe late 2021<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christopher laid out the contents of his suitcase carefully on the bed, checking each item off a list to make sure nothing had been mislaid in transit. You never could tell the trouble lost items might bring. 1. Phone #1 (public use) 2. Phone #2 (private use) 3. Laptop #1 (unlocked, innocent) 4. 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