{"id":4675,"date":"2022-05-21T14:07:10","date_gmt":"2022-05-21T14:07:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=4675"},"modified":"2022-05-21T14:07:10","modified_gmt":"2022-05-21T14:07:10","slug":"tales-from-the-town-58-on-the-nature-of-boredom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2022\/05\/21\/tales-from-the-town-58-on-the-nature-of-boredom\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales From The Town #58: On The Nature Of Boredom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/natureofboredoms-205x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"205\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4681\" srcset=\"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/natureofboredoms-205x300.jpg 205w, https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/natureofboredoms.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 205px) 100vw, 205px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Urgh,&#8221; said Claire, as she picked up the dice. &#8220;This is so <em>boring!<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No it&#8217;s not,&#8221; Tina said. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re only saying that because you&#8217;re losing,&#8221; Ethel said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m only saying it because it&#8217;s <strong>boring!<\/strong>&#8221; Claire said, as she threw another 1 (her seventh in a row). &#8220;I&#8217;ve had <u>dreams<\/u> more interesting than this!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ve all had dreams more interesting than this,&#8221; Ethel said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because dreams are amazing,&#8221; Tina said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No they aren&#8217;t,&#8221; Claire said, as she moved her piece one place forwards onto the hexagon that said &#8216;Move 1 place backwards&#8217;. &#8220;They&#8217;re awful.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I dreamt I was a car,&#8221; Daniel said. &#8220;That could turn into a much smaller car.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;See?&#8221; Claire said, as she moved her piece one place back for the seventh consecutive time. &#8220;I told you dreams were boring.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I think that&#8217;s pretty exciting,&#8221; Ethel said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So do I,&#8221; Tina said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not,&#8221; Claire said, as she threw the board on the floor. &#8220;What&#8217;s the point of a car that can turn into a smaller car. It&#8217;s useless.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When I run out of road,&#8221; said Daniel. &#8220;I can drive on the pavement.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s illegal,&#8221; Claire said, as she kicked the table over for good measure. &#8220;Not to mention <strong><em><u>BORING!<\/u><\/em><\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The game was declared a draw.<\/p>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written on April 1st, 2022<\/em><br \/>\n2. <em>While the picture was drawn on May 21st, 2022<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Urgh,&#8221; said Claire, as she picked up the dice. &#8220;This is so boring!&#8221; &#8220;No it&#8217;s not,&#8221; Tina said. &#8220;You&#8217;re only saying that because you&#8217;re losing,&#8221; Ethel said. &#8220;I&#8217;m only saying it because it&#8217;s boring!&#8221; Claire said, as she threw another 1 (her seventh in a row). &#8220;I&#8217;ve had dreams more interesting than this!&#8221; &#8220;We&#8217;ve all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208],"tags":[1088,1347,1348,1209],"class_list":["post-4675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-from-the-town","tag-board-games","tag-bored-games","tag-boredom","tag-tales-from-the-town"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4675"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4682,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4675\/revisions\/4682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}