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Notes:<\/p>\n

1. Written on 25th May, 2008 <\/em>
\n2. (I think)<\/em>
\n3. The joke was from the letters page on ceefax<\/em>
\n4. About footballers earning too much<\/em>
\n5. It was the best joke ever<\/em>
\n6. I’m not sure what it’s got to do with snakes though<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br>

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