{"id":4590,"date":"2022-04-16T18:08:19","date_gmt":"2022-04-16T18:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=4590"},"modified":"2022-04-16T18:11:33","modified_gmt":"2022-04-16T18:11:33","slug":"tales-from-the-town-53-the-penguin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2022\/04\/16\/tales-from-the-town-53-the-penguin\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales From The Town #53: The Penguin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/penguin001ss.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"464\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4593\" srcset=\"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/penguin001ss.jpg 300w, https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/penguin001ss-194x300.jpg 194w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It stood by the river and watched and waited and stared. Everyone knew it was lost. No one knew what it was it was planning to do.<\/p>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written on the 3rd of August, 2021<\/em><br \/>\n2. <em>This is the first tale of the second year of these tales.<\/em><br \/>\n3. <em>Which is nice isn&#8217;t it?<\/em><br \/>\n4. <em>There is certainly nothing ominous about this penguin<\/em><br \/>\n5. <em>Everything is going to be okay.<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It stood by the river and watched and waited and stared. Everyone knew it was lost. No one knew what it was it was planning to do. __________ Notes: 1. Written on the 3rd of August, 2021 2. This is the first tale of the second year of these tales. 3. Which is nice isn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208,1250],"tags":[678,654,1209],"class_list":["post-4590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-from-the-town","category-violent-penguin","tag-penguins","tag-tales","tag-tales-from-the-town"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4590"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4594,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4590\/revisions\/4594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}