{"id":4371,"date":"2021-11-02T15:58:47","date_gmt":"2021-11-02T15:58:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=4371"},"modified":"2021-11-03T18:13:46","modified_gmt":"2021-11-03T18:13:46","slug":"saturday-afternoon-ikea-trip-simulator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2021\/11\/02\/saturday-afternoon-ikea-trip-simulator\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator"},"content":{"rendered":"

Saturday Afternoon Ikea Trip Simulator<\/a> is a one joke text adventure designed to simulate the experience of going to Ikea on a Saturday afternoon (other times of day and\/or days of the week are available upon request).<\/p>\n

Begin your Saturday afternoon Ikea trip simulation here<\/a><\/p>\n

___________<\/p>\n

Notes: <\/p>\n

1. Made between October 30th and November 2nd, 2021<\/em>
\n2. It’s made in TWINE, so should hopefully work in all and any browsers, but I cannot guarantee it.<\/em>
\n3. I haven’t actually been to an Ikea in two years so it’s possible this is by now all horribly out of date.<\/em>
\n4. I will hopefully never find out enough to know.<\/em>
\n5. For more information about Ikea, please read this important piece of reportage<\/a>, live from my 40th birthday<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br>

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