“Bulb.”<\/p>\n
I looked up from my phone.<\/p>\n
“Bulb,” he said.<\/p>\n
“What?”<\/p>\n
“Bulb. I would like bulb.”<\/p>\n
“We’re all out of bulbs.”<\/p>\n
“Not bulbs,” he said. “Bulb.”<\/p>\n
“What?”<\/p>\n
“I would like bulb.”<\/p>\n
“We’re all out of-”<\/p>\n
“BULB.”<\/p>\n
“I’m sorry…”<\/p>\n
“BULB.”<\/p>\n
I pulled down the blind and ignored him as best I could until he had gone. His cries of bulb slowly faded out over the rest of the afternoon, as he first got dispirited and secondly as he got further away.<\/p>\n
That night I dreamt of bulb.<\/p>\n
__________<\/p>\n
Notes:<\/p>\n
1. Bulb<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br> “Bulb.” I looked up from my phone. “Bulb,” he said. “What?” “Bulb. I would like bulb.” “We’re all out of bulbs.” “Not bulbs,” he said. “Bulb.” “What?” “I would like bulb.” “We’re all out of-” “BULB.” “I’m sorry…” “BULB.” I pulled down the blind and ignored him as best I could until he had gone. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[226,5],"class_list":["post-428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-undex","tag-bulb","tag-undex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=428"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":429,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions\/429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my patreon<\/a> or my ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br>Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"