{"id":4241,"date":"2022-01-31T13:38:55","date_gmt":"2022-01-31T13:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=4241"},"modified":"2022-01-31T13:33:59","modified_gmt":"2022-01-31T13:33:59","slug":"tales-from-the-town-43-the-alligator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2022\/01\/31\/tales-from-the-town-43-the-alligator\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales From The Town #43: The Alligator"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It was Claire\u2019s turn to look after the class alligator. She walked it round on a lead and let it bite everyone<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Ted watched on in envy from afar. Claire was living his dream. The alligator was only small, and it didn\u2019t have any teeth, but still, he had never been so in love.<\/p>\n

_________<\/p>\n

Notes:<\/p>\n

1. Written on 7th June, 2021<\/em>
\n2. Ted and his crocodile dreams are based on Humbert The Beautiful<\/a> by Leonora Carrington<\/a><\/em>
\n3. (as I said in the original Cast Of Characters<\/a> post)<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br>

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It was Claire\u2019s turn to look after the class alligator. She walked it round on a lead and let it bite everyone. Ted watched on in envy from afar. Claire was living his dream. The alligator was only small, and it didn\u2019t have any teeth, but still, he had never been so in love. _________ […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1208],"tags":[1192,374,1193,1209],"class_list":["post-4241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-from-the-town","tag-a-cast-of-characters","tag-alligators","tag-leonora-carrington","tag-tales-from-the-town"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4241"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4426,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4241\/revisions\/4426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}