a cat sneaked into my house today
\nand came upstairs
\nand saw me in my underwear<\/p>\n
then it ran away
\nall the way back downstairs
\nand out the back door<\/p>\n
into the garden
\none quick look back from the safety of the fence
\nthen gone for good<\/p>\n
no amount of plaintive cries could bring it back<\/p>\n
__________<\/p>\n
1. Written on 8th May, 2018<\/em> a cat sneaked into my house today and came upstairs and saw me in my underwear then it ran away all the way back downstairs and out the back door into the garden one quick look back from the safety of the fence then gone for good no amount of plaintive cries could bring it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116],"tags":[33,119,191],"class_list":["post-365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ephemera","tag-cats","tag-ephemera","tag-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=365"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":530,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365\/revisions\/530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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