{"id":361,"date":"2018-08-14T20:17:13","date_gmt":"2018-08-14T20:17:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=361"},"modified":"2018-07-04T20:18:21","modified_gmt":"2018-07-04T20:18:21","slug":"the-crow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2018\/08\/14\/the-crow\/","title":{"rendered":"The Crow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s this crow that sometimes comes in our garden and I&#8217;ve been slowly befriending it.<\/p>\n<p>At first it&#8217;d only come along occasionally and you&#8217;d only see it out there when the garden was empty and you looked out the window and there it&#8217;d be, prancing about, sniffing out some food, or lounging around on the bench out there.<\/p>\n<p>Then a few times I was sitting in the garden and it would leap up onto the fence and then look a bit startled when it saw me, and it&#8217;d back away, and usually then go back down and disappear, although sometimes it would just sit there on the fence and warily watch me.<\/p>\n<p>After a while though it got brave enough that if I was in the garden and it saw me there it would still come down into the garden but sort of skirt around me in a big circle, always keeping a big beady eye on me, as it went about it&#8217;s business. And if I ever made any sudden movements or startled it in some other way it would squawk at me and flee.<\/p>\n<p>But I never made any sudden movements. And I never will.<\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s so thoroughly used to me it&#8217;ll hop up onto the table when I&#8217;m out there and sit on the keyboard of my laptop so I can&#8217;t do any work and then it&#8217;ll let me stroke it and it&#8217;ll purr and purr and purr<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s a crow<\/p>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written on July 16th, 2016<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s this crow that sometimes comes in our garden and I&#8217;ve been slowly befriending it. At first it&#8217;d only come along occasionally and you&#8217;d only see it out there when the garden was empty and you looked out the window and there it&#8217;d be, prancing about, sniffing out some food, or lounging around on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[25,5],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-undex","tag-crows","tag-undex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":362,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions\/362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}