I went to the market that they have in the car park behind the high street every thursday and there was a stall there selling cups of piss. I said to the woman running the stall, \u201cIs that really piss?\u201d and she said, \u201cYes, lovely warm piss. Only \u00a33 a glass,\u201d and I said, \u201cBut why would I want to drink a cup of piss?\u201d and she said, \u201cIt\u2019s warm piss,\u201d and I said, \u201cI don\u2019t know what difference that makes,\u201d and she said, or sort of sung, \u201cIt will grant you your wish \/ this cup of warm piss,\u201d and I said, \u201cwhat sort of wish\u201d and she said, \u201cthe wish for piss\u201d and I said, \u201cthat\u2019s not a wish,\u201d and she bent down and picked up one of the cups and held it out towards me and said, \u201ctry it it\u2019s free\u201d and I said, \u201cI thought you said it cost \u00a33,\u201d and she said \u201cthis is a trial offer\u201d and I said, \u201cI better still get my wish\u201d and she winked at me and said \u201cthe wish for piss\u201d again and I shrugged and closed my eyes and grimaced pre-emptively and downed that cup of piss and wiped my lips clean with the back of my arm and opened my eyes and looked down at the cups of piss and I said \u201cthank you\u201d and she nodded and I said \u201chave a nice day\u201d and she said \u201cand you\u201d and I went back into town and I decided right then or at least by the end of the day that I\u2019d go to the market next week and get another cup assuming the stall\u2019s back again and if she hasn\u2019t sold out by the time I get there<\/p>\n
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1. Written on June 30th, 2016<\/em> I went to the market that they have in the car park behind the high street every thursday and there was a stall there selling cups of piss. I said to the woman running the stall, \u201cIs that really piss?\u201d and she said, \u201cYes, lovely warm piss. Only \u00a33 a glass,\u201d and I said, \u201cBut […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[15,180,13,5,74],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-undex","tag-dreams","tag-marketing","tag-piss","tag-undex","tag-wishes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":353,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions\/353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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