{"id":3087,"date":"2020-10-30T20:17:03","date_gmt":"2020-10-30T20:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=3087"},"modified":"2020-09-08T20:23:30","modified_gmt":"2020-09-08T20:23:30","slug":"tale-136-the-bull-and-his-bride-or-the-maid-and-her-man-except","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2020\/10\/30\/tale-136-the-bull-and-his-bride-or-the-maid-and-her-man-except\/","title":{"rendered":"Tale #136: The Bull And His Bride, or The Maid And Her Man (fragment)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIf there\u2019s doubt, say no.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow\u2019s saying no going to help, mother? A big bull like that, once his head\u2019s all addled by lust, ain&#8217;t no one\u2019s going to stop him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s up to him if he won\u2019t hear you. You\u2019ve done your part. Given him fair warning to stop.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd then what? Just lie back and let him have his way, safe in the knowledge that at least I protested?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course not, dearie,\u201d the maid\u2019s mother said. \u201cYou\u2019ll gently put your hands around his neck, and with those lacquered nails of yours, slice those throbbing veins of his apart.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She put down her scissors, and showed her daughter the mirror.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s how I brought your father down to size.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written in February 2019<\/em><br \/>\n2. <em>Upon waking from a dream.<\/em><br \/>\n2. <em>Although the rest of the story faded quickly away<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIf there\u2019s doubt, say no.\u201d \u201cHow\u2019s saying no going to help, mother? A big bull like that, once his head\u2019s all addled by lust, ain&#8217;t no one\u2019s going to stop him.\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s up to him if he won\u2019t hear you. You\u2019ve done your part. Given him fair warning to stop.\u201d \u201cAnd then what? Just lie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[20,105,21,383,976,508,967,975,516],"class_list":["post-3087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-thousand-and-one-tales","tag-a-thousand-and-one-tales","tag-abuse","tag-fairy-tales","tag-injustice","tag-justice","tag-marriage","tag-punishment","tag-retaliation","tag-revenge"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3087"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3090,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3087\/revisions\/3090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}