{"id":2297,"date":"2019-08-15T14:40:53","date_gmt":"2019-08-15T14:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=2297"},"modified":"2019-08-15T14:43:44","modified_gmt":"2019-08-15T14:43:44","slug":"windows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2019\/08\/15\/windows\/","title":{"rendered":"Windows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was watching a film the other day when I realised I&#8217;ve never climbed out of a window.<\/p>\n<p>In films everyone&#8217;s climbing out of windows all the bloody time. Sneaking out when they&#8217;re grounded. Stepping out onto the roof to look at the stars. Sleepwalking into Dracula&#8217;s arms. Climbing out onto the ledges round a high rise while attempting to avoid murderers, monsters, husbands, wives. Prison escapes, secret base infiltrations, the exploration of ruins.<\/p>\n<p>I have missed out on so much, with my quaint usage of doors.<\/p>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written on 15th August, 2019<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was watching a film the other day when I realised I&#8217;ve never climbed out of a window. In films everyone&#8217;s climbing out of windows all the bloody time. Sneaking out when they&#8217;re grounded. Stepping out onto the roof to look at the stars. Sleepwalking into Dracula&#8217;s arms. Climbing out onto the ledges round a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116],"tags":[723,119,559,364],"class_list":["post-2297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ephemera","tag-doors","tag-ephemera","tag-films","tag-windows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2297"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2299,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297\/revisions\/2299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}