{"id":195,"date":"2018-08-31T12:18:15","date_gmt":"2018-08-31T12:18:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=195"},"modified":"2018-06-27T21:22:08","modified_gmt":"2018-06-27T21:22:08","slug":"tale-12-the-old-woman-who-lived-in-the-woods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2018\/08\/31\/tale-12-the-old-woman-who-lived-in-the-woods\/","title":{"rendered":"Tale #12: The Old Woman Who Lived In The Woods"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was an old woman who lived in the woods.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you a witch?\u201d asked the crow.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am, my dear,\u201d she said, and the crow cawed and shared with her its breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you a witch?\u201d asked the cat.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am, my dear,\u201d she said, and the cat purred and shared with her its lunch.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you a witch?\u2019 asked the priest.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI am, my dear,\u201d she said, and the priest fell silent and kept for himself his dinner.<\/p>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Written on August 9th, 2014<\/em><\/p>\n__________<\/br><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Support An Accumulation Of Things<\/a><\/h3><i>If you like the things you've read here please consider subscribing to my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">patreon<\/a> or my <a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">ko-fi<\/a>. <\/br><\/br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/davidguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon subscribers<\/a> get not just early access to content and also the occasional gift, but also my eternal gratitude. Which I'm not sure is very useful, but is certainly very real.<\/br><\/br>(<a href=\"https:\/\/ko-fi.com\/davidnguy\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ko-fi contributors<\/a> probably only get the gratitude I'm afraid, but please get in touch if you want more). <\/br><\/br>Thank you!<\/i><\/br><\/br>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was an old woman who lived in the woods. \u201cAre you a witch?\u201d asked the crow. \u201cI am, my dear,\u201d she said, and the crow cawed and shared with her its breakfast. \u201cAre you a witch?\u201d asked the cat. \u201cI am, my dear,\u201d she said, and the cat purred and shared with her its [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[33,25,93,63,92,88],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-thousand-and-one-tales","tag-cats","tag-crows","tag-old-women","tag-priests","tag-witches","tag-woods"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":196,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}