{"id":1355,"date":"2018-12-13T11:13:12","date_gmt":"2018-12-13T11:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/?p=1355"},"modified":"2018-12-13T11:13:13","modified_gmt":"2018-12-13T11:13:13","slug":"the-thing-upon-the-wall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/accumulationofthings.com\/things\/2018\/12\/13\/the-thing-upon-the-wall\/","title":{"rendered":"The Thing Upon The Wall"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

There was a thing on the wall, twitching, clicking. One tick every second, a chime upon the hour. In this way it consumed my life.
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I begged it to stop, but it would not stop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

___________<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Notes:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Written on December 13th, 2018<\/em><\/li>
  2. This isn’t very good<\/em><\/li>
  3. For which I’m sorry<\/em><\/li>
  4. But I’m trying to work out how to use wordpress’s terrible new post editor<\/em><\/li>
  5. Things I have discovered are that you can’t write a list like this without it autoconverting it to an indented list<\/em><\/li>
  6. Even though I don’t want it indented<\/em><\/li>
  7. At all<\/em><\/li>
  8. God help us all from helpful algorithms<\/em><\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    <\/p>\n__________<\/br>

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